I heard Jack Burgle thought the Hunger Games was a story about Kirstie Alley’s life.

I heard Jack Burgle once had an office job with a furniture company but was fired after one day for sitting on a yoga ball at his desk.

I heard Jack Burgle is protesting SOPA today by not going to the bathroom for 24 hrs.

I heard Jack Burgle thought OMG stood for Original Mustache Grower.

I heard Jack Burgle had a sex addiction before it became a popular disease to have.

I heard Jack Burgle counts his own moles when he gets bored.